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34 lines
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PowerShell
34 lines
957 B
PowerShell
# 🚨 WARNING 🚨
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# This script contains 200mg of raw Gen-Z energy.
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# Proceed with caution.
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# Function name is cursed but still works.
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# PowerShell lets you use dashes, so let's abuse that.
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function Summon-Rizzler {
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<#
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.SYNOPSIS
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Deploys peak sigma grindset energy.
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.DESCRIPTION
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This function takes no parameters, just vibes.
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Outputs a "Hello, World!" message... but with ✨style✨
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#>
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# Variables nobody asked for:
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$vibeCheck = "Hello, World!"
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$npcDialogue = "💀 bruh moment detected 💀"
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$ohioMode = $true
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$skibidiRizzGyatt = 69420 # totally necessary
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# Drop the hello world
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Write-Host "$vibeCheck (powered by $skibidiRizzGyatt braincells)" -ForegroundColor Cyan
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# Sprinkle in random zoomer nonsense if ohioMode is on
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if ($ohioMode) {
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Write-Host $npcDialogue -ForegroundColor Magenta
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}
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}
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# 🚀 Deploy the sigma energy
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Summon-Rizzler
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