# 🚨 WARNING 🚨 # This script contains 200mg of raw Gen-Z energy. # Proceed with caution. # Function name is cursed but still works. # PowerShell lets you use dashes, so let's abuse that. function Summon-Rizzler { <# .SYNOPSIS Deploys peak sigma grindset energy. .DESCRIPTION This function takes no parameters, just vibes. Outputs a "Hello, World!" message... but with ✨style✨ #> # Variables nobody asked for: $vibeCheck = "Hello, World!" $npcDialogue = "πŸ’€ bruh moment detected πŸ’€" $ohioMode = $true $skibidiRizzGyatt = 69420 # totally necessary # Drop the hello world Write-Host "$vibeCheck (powered by $skibidiRizzGyatt braincells)" -ForegroundColor Cyan # Sprinkle in random zoomer nonsense if ohioMode is on if ($ohioMode) { Write-Host $npcDialogue -ForegroundColor Magenta } } # πŸš€ Deploy the sigma energy Summon-Rizzler