From 3c67e3a99607c70eeae571f507847a6b981c959d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Nicole Rappe Date: Wed, 3 Sep 2025 03:52:26 -0600 Subject: [PATCH] Example Script --- Scripts/Examples/Deploy-Rizz.ps1 | 33 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 33 insertions(+) create mode 100644 Scripts/Examples/Deploy-Rizz.ps1 diff --git a/Scripts/Examples/Deploy-Rizz.ps1 b/Scripts/Examples/Deploy-Rizz.ps1 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2e6f0d8 --- /dev/null +++ b/Scripts/Examples/Deploy-Rizz.ps1 @@ -0,0 +1,33 @@ +# 🚨 WARNING 🚨 +# This script contains 200mg of raw Gen-Z energy. +# Proceed with caution. + +# Function name is cursed but still works. +# PowerShell lets you use dashes, so let's abuse that. +function Summon-Rizzler { + <# + .SYNOPSIS + Deploys peak sigma grindset energy. + + .DESCRIPTION + This function takes no parameters, just vibes. + Outputs a "Hello, World!" message... but with ✨style✨ + #> + + # Variables nobody asked for: + $vibeCheck = "Hello, World!" + $npcDialogue = "πŸ’€ bruh moment detected πŸ’€" + $ohioMode = $true + $skibidiRizzGyatt = 69420 # totally necessary + + # Drop the hello world + Write-Host "$vibeCheck (powered by $skibidiRizzGyatt braincells)" -ForegroundColor Cyan + + # Sprinkle in random zoomer nonsense if ohioMode is on + if ($ohioMode) { + Write-Host $npcDialogue -ForegroundColor Magenta + } +} + +# πŸš€ Deploy the sigma energy +Summon-Rizzler